Recently a prominent member of the media sat down with our Chief executive monkey and asked the hard-hitting questions….
As a service to our friends and family we infringed on that copyright and pasted the interview below.

Diane Sawyer: Mr. Ugly monkey thank you for sitting down with me today.

Ugly Monkey: Please Diane, we are all friends here… call me ugly.

DS: Oh, alright then ugly first question… Is it a pure coincidence that your website launched at the very same time our nation gets a new president?

UM: YES, pure coincidence, although I should mention that several of our staff members were very involved in the campaign and we really couldn’t launch until we could get them back to their desks and focused on the work at hand. Now that this race is over we can focus on running the greatest website ever and then of course taking over the world.

DS: taking over the world?

UM: just kidding about that. But while I’m on the subject there is no truth to the rumor that we are using our website to overthrow world governments.

DS: Actually I don’t think I heard anything about that?

UM: next question.

DS: Well, I think our readers would like to hear more about your plans for world domination

UM: THIS F*!@#$% INTERVIEW IS OVER!

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